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△Do it tomorrow——you made enough mistakes today.明天再做吧——今天犯的错够多了。△Railway station in India : “slow” has four letters, so has “life”; “speed” has five letters, so has “death”.印度火车站：“慢

△Do it tomorrow——you made enough mistakes today.

明天再做吧——今天犯的错够多了。

△Railway station in India : “slow” has four letters, so has “life”; “speed” has five letters, so has “death”.

印度站：“慢”有四个字母，“生”字亦然；“快”有五个字母，“死”字亦然。

△I love to give homemade gifts……which one of my kids do you want?

我喜欢送人自己制作的礼物……我家小孩你看上哪一个？

△The difference between men and boys is the price of their toys.

男人和男孩的差别在于他们玩具的价格。

△When I was born, I was so surprised I did’t talk for a year and a half.

我出生时莫名，整整一年半都说不出话来。

△Anyone who thinks that he is too small to make a difference has never been in bed with a mosquito.

如果你以为自己太渺小，不能，那你一定没有和小蚊子同床过。

△You have the right to remain silent, so please shut up.

你有权保持沉默，所以请。

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